The SARS period was full of humor.docx

上传人:p** 文档编号:1062915 上传时间:2024-06-29 格式:DOCX 页数:6 大小:14.37KB
下载 相关 举报
The SARS period was full of humor.docx_第1页
第1页 / 共6页
The SARS period was full of humor.docx_第2页
第2页 / 共6页
The SARS period was full of humor.docx_第3页
第3页 / 共6页
The SARS period was full of humor.docx_第4页
第4页 / 共6页
The SARS period was full of humor.docx_第5页
第5页 / 共6页
The SARS period was full of humor.docx_第6页
第6页 / 共6页
亲,该文档总共6页,全部预览完了,如果喜欢就下载吧!
资源描述

《The SARS period was full of humor.docx》由会员分享,可在线阅读,更多相关《The SARS period was full of humor.docx(6页珍藏版)》请在第壹文秘上搜索。

1、TheSARSperiodwasfullofhumorTheSARSperiodwasfullofhumorTherewasagreatdealofhumorduringSAKSTextmessagehighlights:Ifyoutrestillworking,youreasoldier;Ifyoudaretowalkaroundtheworld,youareabraveman.IfItextyounot,youareamartyr;IfyouinsisttoinviteItohaveamealthatyouareagentleman!Virusspreadveryquickly,themo

2、odbecomesverystrange,afraidyouarebad,suggestyoudon,ttoohandsome,speakthreemetersoutside,manyoccasionslightningquick,goouttowearamask,gotobedquiltcover,yantokeephappymood,kissingmucheatlessfood.Preventionofsevereacuterespiratorysyndrome(SARS)prescription:takeaheadofgarlic,shallot,aroot,stinkytofutwop

3、ieces,scallions,mashedgarlic,andstinkytofustirintoapaste,halfinternalandapplythecheeks,createforhimselfaaroundtensquaremetersofarea.Update:theatypicalpneumoniaisthemainrouteoftransmissionmoneyincirculation,foryouandyourfaniIyhealth,pleasetidyupallyourexistingcashsealedinplasticbags,Iwillbedoor-to-do

4、orrecovery,andchargeasmal1fee.Accordingtothelateststudybytheworldhealthorganization,theSAKSvirusisabove60centimetersabovethegroundandisnotviablein60centimeters.Asaresult,theworldhealthorganizationremindscitizenstogooutandcrawlasmuchaspossible!Doyouwanttotakeavacation,friend?Pleasedial120freecallsqui

5、cklytowinsevendaysofhospitalandboardforthehospital!Nowcalltoreturnfacemask,fashionabledisinfectionsuit,ambulancetopickupandsoon,thetop10stillcanenjoyfreesegregationtreatment!Thesignis:Ihaveafever.OpenWindowseverydaytomakesureyourcomputer*sairflow:UsefacemaskstocommunicatewithyourQQavatartopreventinf

6、ectionofthevirus;Whenthecellphonereceivesacallfromtheaffectedarea,thenimmediatelysoakthecellphoneinalcoholtodisinfect.Doctor,sdiagnosis:thisbehaviorismedicallyknownasatypicalneuroticismSARSwreakedhavoc,andontheMayDayhoiiday,manypeopleusedthecattojoinanarmyofInternetusersathome,andtheywereabletodowel

7、lontheInternet.Despitethefactthatthemainlandoutbreakisstillnotgood,theInternetbugshavechosenastrategicallyimportant,tacticalhumorattitudetofacethediseasewithasmile.SmileAndRetainSmileisthemostpopularvocabularyamongnetizens.1.et,swashourhandsandholdthemtighter;1.etmebehindtheeighteenmask,lookatyoursm

8、ile.Severeacuterespiratorysyndrome(SARS)researchAccordingtoresearch,theliteratureisthereflectionofChina,SearliestrecordedSARS,caocaowasdongvucs,thanksdianweiescort,laydownhis1ifeforhiscriedafteroperationofdanger:severeacuterespiratorysyndrome(SRS),mylifeforhim!IntheanalectsofConfuciusoldwi11cutZhuan

9、YuearlierandhistoricalrecordsaboutSARSandplausiblyexplains,theturtleinthejadeor,howcandestroy?Istheguardianofthe*SARS,?ItistheSARSvirusofthetimeofConfucius,thespecialguard,theguardisnotstrict,wi11haveanaccident.ThedeathofSARS:wearamasktosuffocate;DeathbyChinesemedicine;colleague,sdiseaseisfrightened

10、todeath;Travelingtotheaffectedareatogohomeandfriendstohidefromdepression;Beingmisdiagnosedwithdeath;Spreadingrumorsaboutdeath;Sneezinginpubicisflat(beating)death.MessageofthemostThemostpopularmessage:asevereacuterespiratorysyndrome(SARS)learnedtobreathe,preciousacrossthefacemaskdidntknowwhattherealv

11、alue,veryperiodmissingshowsthepreciousofourfriendship!Fillthelargestmessage:bailuobo,orangepeel,ginger,seal1ion,parsleyspirit:toenhancethecapacityofallrespiratoryprotection,wegothroughfireandwater,pleasedrinksouptofamily!Themostclassicaltext:atextualresearchofaddictionnetizensannouncedthatitstextual

12、researchfromChinareflectionistheearliestrecordofsevereacuterespiratorysyndrome(S?RS)literature:caocaoattack,thanksdianweilaydowntheguard.Caocaowasoutofdanger,buthewasnotarmed.SRS,mustdie!Therhymingtext:severeacuterespiratorysyndrome(SARS)reallybad,havebeensuffering,inordertoavoiddamage,mustbewearing

13、masks,maintainnormalmood,tofromitsharm,finallyIwishyouahappyday.Themoonlightisthicklikewine,thespringcolorisveryeasytoblowthewillow,thepeachblossomforalongtime,dontknowtoseeno,thevirusisveryfew,don,tbeintheworld,donotwashhandsandwashhands!Themostverbosetextmessage:thehighestdirective:washyourhandsbe

14、forethemeal.Washyourhandswhenyoureturn.Washyourhandsafterdriving;Washyourhandswhenyoutouchthewest.Themostflatteringtext:don,twearfacemasktoshowthebeautyofyourface,wearfacemasktohighlightyourbeauty,wearnotwearfacemaskyouinmyheartisthemostbeautiful.ThemostStorizedtextmessage:anoldear-back,closetodaily

15、hearingpeop1esaySARS,oldtoogrumble:afraidoftheelectricity,don,tturnonthelamp,(chInesenewsnet)Theidealtextmessage:SARSperiodverymuchyou,donotwearafacemasknotcough,donotdrinkChinesemedicinenottohaveafever,everydayshopnotcold,SARSthestarisyou.Themosttendermessage:Igentlytwistyourear,touchyourcheekgentl

16、y,kissyour1ipssweet.Oh,Iamafacemask,remembertowearme!Themostsimpletext:dearfatherandmother,howareyou?IwasverygoodinBeiJing1SARSIhadbeenprevented.ThegoodofSRSWeallpayattentiontopersonalhygiene.Becauseof(1)thepopularcoldinspring,thecommondiseasessuchasenteritisarereduced.Thestatusofthenationalmedicinehasbeenenhancedinanunprecedentedway.Somanymasks,disinfectantandhygieneproductsaresaved;Thesocialstatusofhealthcareworkershasimprovedsignificantly.rareimprovementinpublichealthcond

展开阅读全文
相关资源
猜你喜欢
相关搜索

当前位置:首页 > 生活休闲 > 滑稽幽默

copyright@ 2008-2023 1wenmi网站版权所有

经营许可证编号:宁ICP备2022001189号-1

本站为文档C2C交易模式,即用户上传的文档直接被用户下载,本站只是中间服务平台,本站所有文档下载所得的收益归上传人(含作者)所有。第壹文秘仅提供信息存储空间,仅对用户上传内容的表现方式做保护处理,对上载内容本身不做任何修改或编辑。若文档所含内容侵犯了您的版权或隐私,请立即通知第壹文秘网,我们立即给予删除!