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1、整人电♥话♥王超爆笑喂Hello?你好我是倪土水Yes,thisisImeSher.你是谁？ImeSherwho?我好高兴我不是你老妈啦msuregladIain,tJoeMamma.恭喜你刚被整人电♥话&hearts汪恶整了YoujustgotprankedbytheMasterPrankCaller.整人电♥话♥王真是网路上最好笑的东西啦TheMasterPrankCalleristhefunniestthingontheinternet.对吧鸟哥Right,Mordecai?是啊他的确是满好笑的Yeah,Iguessh
2、esprettyfunny.但是你知道什么会比看整人电♥话♥王更好笑吗？Butyouknowwhatsevenfunnierthanwatchingprankphonecalls?喂Hello.喂棒棒伯吗？Hello,Pops?人家是Yes?等一下打付费电♥话♥来的是Pleaseholdforacollectcallfrom.你老妈JoeMamma.一喂一喂洛畸Hello?-Hey,Skips.你是不是有个儿子叫做你老妈？youhaveasonnamedJoeMamma?你说什么Excuseme?一喂一班森Hello.-Hey,Benso
3、n,你有没有你老妈的书啊doyougotanybooksbyJoeMamma?你是谁啊Whoisthis?不管你是谁Whoeverthisiscomingfrom.我会追你追到天涯海角Iwilltrackyoudown一一定追到你一阿天他还在碎碎念耶andIwillfindyou,andifit.-Dude,hesstillonthephone.-他还在念-跑远点He,sstillonthephone?一不要被我追到一他还在碎碎念哦He,sstillonthephone.鸟哥我们是整人电♥话♥王Mordecai.Werethebestprankcallersever
4、,arentwe?是啊是第二名Yeah,secondbest.你刚才没在听吗？What?Didyounothearwhatwejustdid?我们超爆笑Wewerehilarious.是没错Yeah,wewere.但是我们不是第一名Butwerenotnumberone除非我们这么做untilwedothis.你打给谁？Whoyoucalling?整人电♥话♥王TheMasterPrankCaller.我崇拜你Holycrud.挂电♥话♥这样整人很好玩是吗？Hangupthatphone.Youthinkyourlittlepranksa
5、refunny?很好玩吗？Youthinktheyrefunny?看我来整你们有多好玩Whatdoyouguysthinkofmyprank?喂你说什么？Ring-ring.Hello,whatsthat?禁止阿天跟鸟哥使用家里的电♥话♥吗？MordecaiandRigbyarebannedfromusingthehousephone?好的Okay.有胆再打整人电♥话♥看看啊Goodluckmakingyourprankcallsnow!阿天去跟棒棒伯借电♥话♥Dude,letsgousePopsphone.棒
6、棒伯电♥话♥借打一下Pops,canweborrowyourphone?-Pops,canweborrowyourphone?可是人家还在等你老妈的电♥话♥耶IwouldbutmholdingtotalkwithJoeMamma.你们可以用我床底下的电♥话♥Butyou,rewelcometousethephonesundermybed.酷这是什么电♥话♥Cool.Whatkindarethey?八零年代白金钢80,scellphones.酷Cool.谢T棒棒伯Thanks,Pops
7、.小朋友小心一点哦Oh,andboys.Dobecareful.它可能会害你们长脑瘤Ithinktheymightcausebraintumors.好了快点来恶整整人电♥话♥王吧Allright.NowletspranktheMasterPrankCaller.好啊我要打了Okay,hereIgo.一喂一喂是我外送披萨小弟Hello.-Yeah,thisispizzadeliveryguy.我手上有你订的五十份披萨哦Ihavefiftypizzasherethatyouordered.不错哦送过来吧Soundsgreat.Bringemover.你订了五十份披萨？Y
8、ouorderedfiftypizzas?对啊跟辣鸡翅Yeah,andhotwings.快送来Getherequick,okay?你妈都快饿扁了Yourmomis,like,totallystarving.好的我要挂了Yeah.Okay.Igottago.好换我来整他1.etmetakeacrackatit.一喂一我是哗啦Hello.-Hi,thisisStan.哪个哗啦？Stanwho?哗啦Stan.霹霹雳啪啦Stanmansan?你名叫哗啦霹雳啪啦YournameisStanStanmansan?对对啊Uh.Yep.好恭喜你这是我听过最h♥痴♥的假名了Well,
9、congrats.That,sthestupidestfakenameveeverheard.你的超弱假声音哪里去了？Andwhathappenedtoyourunfunnyfakevoice?我哪知道Idontknow.给我听好不要再打来了Nowlistenup,stopcallinghere不然你们会后悔ormgonnamakeyousorry.他好厉害Thisguy,sgood.不知道耶这样做好像不太好Idontknow,maybeweshouldntdothis.你要认输？What?Yougivinup?鸟哥我们可以整到他的Dude.Wecanprankthisguy.你想要当他的手下
10、败将Doyouwannabethisguysson,还是要当第一名啊ordoyouwannabenumberone?拼了1.etsdoit.-喂整人电♥话♥王我是一玩过了Hello,MasterPrankCaller?Thisis.-Didit.一喂同学我是那个一听过rYeah,buddy,it,sJoeMa.-Heardit.一喂是啊一你们再没创意一点嘛Yeah,hello?-Yougotanythingoriginal?鸟哥你的招很废Yeah,hello?Dude,thatwastheworsttryyet.看我怎么修理这个废物Timetoputanendtot
11、hisjunkfest.看来你也跟这个废物差不多1.ookslikethejunkfestjustgotanewmember.好意思说我你的五十份披萨好不到哪里去Yeah,right,likeyourfiftypizzasthingwaswaybetter.你说是就是哗啦霹雳啪啦Whatever,StanManistan.Man.想得美我知道是你打来的Nicetry,dude,Iknowit,syou.不是我啊Notme,dude.喂Hello?你是送披萨的？还是哗啦霹雳啪啦？IsthisthepizzaguyorStanStanmansan?一都是一我警告过你们不要再打了Both?-1war
12、nedyoutoleavemealone.现在我就要整爆你们NowImgonnaprankyousohard整到你们屁滚尿流yourebothgonnapoop-a-duke.八零年代打来The1980,scalled.要回他们的白金钢theywanttheircellphonesback.这里是什么地方？Wherearewe?阿天我们回到青黏公园了吗？Dude,Ithinkwerebackatthepark.一是这样吗？一什么意思？Arewe?-Whatdoyoumean?鸟哥所有的树都好小Dude,allthetreesaresmall.你看那一张长椅有够新Andlookatthatpar
13、kbench.It,ssonew-looking.我跟你说这里超诡异的mtellin,ya,somethingweirdsgoingon.看棒棒伯我们去问他1.ook,theresPops,letsgoaskhim.棒棒伯Pops.Hey,Pops.你可以跟阿天说一切没事吗？CanyoutellRigby,here,thateverythingsfine?说什么?What,now?棒棒伯为什么看起来那么青春？WhydoesPopslooksoyoung?请问你们两位是谁啊？Nowthen,whoareyoutwogentlemen?怎公知道我是谁？Howdoyouknowmyname?是我们鸟
14、哥跟阿天Pops,it,sus,MordecaiandRigby.可是人家这辈子都没有见过你们两位啊Butvenevermeteitherofyougentlemeninmyentirelife.一什么？一我就说吧一定有问题What?-mtellingyou,dude.somethingweirdsgoingonhere.一同学一干什么？Hey,guys.-What?你们有没有发现青黏公园怪怪的啊Younoticeanythingstrangegoingonaroundhere?他是想跟我们打屁吗？Ishegettingfreshwithus?我看他是想跟我们单挑哥儿们Yo,Ithinkhesallupinourthreads,homefry.那个怪人看了就想吐Thatdillweedjustbarfedmeout.打屁单挑还有那个哥儿们Fresh?Barfmeout?Homefries?这里是八零年代啦Wereinthe80s,dude.棒棒伯今年是哪一年POPs,whatyearisthis?当然是1982年啊Well,its1982,ofcourse.你看吧See?阿天这下惨了一还用你说Dude,thisisbad.-1k
