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1、这集好好闻Thisepisodesmellsgreat.天才叔公云端救援天才叔公为什么不直接坐露营车UncleGrandpa,whydidntwejusttaketherv?也不骑巨型写实风飞行老虎出任务Orridegiantrealisticflyingtigerforthis?情况特别急没时间多想了Intimeslikethis,theresnotimeforthinking.直接无脑行动Justmindlessaction.快你来握方向盘Quick!Takethewheel!那是车把Thesearehandlebars!又要开始了HereWegoagain.太浪费了Whatawaste.
2、好像我们四周围了一圈Seemtobesurroundedby.鸭7Ducks!我刚好有东西可以对付你们Well,1gotjustthethingforyou.狗狗火箭炮Adogbazooka!好耶Oh,yeah!非常好Prettygoo-不好意思先生Excuseme,sir?能不能请你停一下你的太空车Couldyoustopyourspacewagon,please?情况这么急没时间思考了Intimeslikethis,notimeforthinking!危险仅用于应对外星人劫持只能炸鼻子了Onlyexplodingnoses.我们就快到云端巫师的云端城♥堡♥了We
3、renearlyatthecloudwizardscloudcastle!更像云中小屋才对Morelikeacloudhut.希望现在救回小吉米还不算太晚HopewerenottoolatetosavelittleJimmy.天才叔公UncleGrandpa!谁我吗Who?Me?快救我出去Getmeouttahere!别扭了让我屁♥股♥坐舒服点Stopwiggling.Gottogetmybuttcomfy.好我们必须得进这座云中屋Okay,wevegottogetinsidethiscloudhouse让云端巫师起身不坐小吉米的头andgetthatcloudwi
4、zardofflittleJimmyshead这样才能把头安回原来的位置sowecanputitbackwhereitbelongs.可是要怎么办Buthow?情况这么急Intimeslikethis根本没时间思theresnotimeforthink-看来必须得思考了Iguesswehavetothinkofsomething.快啊天才叔公Comeon,UncleGrandpa.起司球形泡芙不知道我为什么不早点想到DontknowwhyIdidn,tthinkof拿个小孩的脑袋修椅子fixingmychairwithaboysheadsooner.这才叫生活Thisisliving.谁在外面
5、Who,sthere?是Its,um,um,-送快递的是送快递的its,uh,thedeliveryperson!我没订东西啊Well,Ididntorderanything.快滚Goaway!可我有件重要包裹But.Ihaveanimportantpackage.什么东西Whatisit?是Its,uh.即兴发挥Improvise!不知道那是什么意思1dontknowwhatthatmeans.不对等下No!Wait.别念出来Donotreadoutloud.那些是提示Thesearesuggestions.你怕是糊涂了我绝对不开门Youseemtobeconfused!Iwillnotan
6、swerthedoor.我最爱的节目Myfavoriteprogram有多少颗蛋开播了howmanyeggs!?Ison.有多少颗蛋没放完我屁♥股♥就绝不挪开这呆头Andthisrumpuswillremainonthischumpusuntilitisover.看来得另外找角度入手了Iguessweneedtoapproachthisfromadifferentangle.快了Nearly.好Yes.一起变云吧1.etsbeclouds.这样才舒服Now,thisiscomfort.天才叔公UncleGrandpa!我要用这根挠痒手指lljustusethishe
7、reticklefinger挠云端巫师的屁♥股♥toticklethecloudwizardsrumpus逼他冲去厕所forcinghimtorushtothebathroom往痒处抹止痒膏toapplyticklecreamtotheaffectedarea.止痒膏等他走了Andwhilehesgone我们就一起逃走吉米wellmakeourgetawaywithyou,Jimmy.好计划Greatplan.好要来了Okay,heregoes.花生酱别Stop.快去厕所啊Comeon,gotothebathroom!还好我GoodthingI都会往胡子里存一根止痒
8、膏alwayskeepatubeofticklecreaminmybeard.止痒膏不然我就OtherwiseImighthave只能起身去厕所了hadtogetupandgointothebathroom不少人都把止痒膏放厕所wheremostpeoplekeeptheirticklecream.好耶舒服多了Ooh,yeah!Thafsbetter.舒服多了Thatsbetter.好好好一定能另外想出办法Okay,okay,okay.Icanthinkofsomethingelse.我就只要想象力AllIneedismyimagination.你就只要炸鸡Allyouneedischicke
9、n!拿炸鸡塞你超饿流口水大嘴巴里Chickeninyourbig,hungry,wetmouth!肮脏大个儿炸鸡我是肮脏大个儿乔mbignastyJoe这是我的肮脏大个儿炸鸡桶andthisismybignastystastybucketo,chicken!用真鸡炸在真厨房♥做Madefromrealchickeninmyrealkitchen!货真价实Itsdefinitelyreal!不错我现在就想吃那个Yep,thatswhatdliketoeatrightnow.用我嘴啃用我牙咬把它变成营养Eatitwithmymouthandteethandturnitintonutr
10、ients.很好我有办法了Byjove,Ithinkvegotit好香的味道Somethingsmellsquitedelightful.炸鸡桶够不到Cantreach.他中计了Ithinkhesfallingforit.他得站起来才够得到我们Hellhavetogetuptoreachus.然后我们就跳出去复原吉米的头Thenwelljumpoutandmakegoodwithjimboshead.好Yeah!求你快点站起来吧Sweetrelease,pleasegetup!我的云胳膊太短了Cursemycloudarms!先等一下Hangonatoot.我可是云端巫师macloudwiza
11、rd.怪模怪样的美味炸鸡Delicious,weird-lookingchicken.等下等下等下Waiwait,wait!请你别吃我们云端巫师先生Pleasedonteatus,Mr.Cloudwizard,sir.我们其实不是炸鸡Wearentactuallychickens.我们只是想救助小吉米WewerejusttryingtohelpyoungJimmy.是这样吗Isthatso?要救吉米的话我就不吃你们了Well,then,maybeIwonteatyouifyouwanttohelpJimmy.你们要救助就去救助吧Youcanhelphimallright.助他当我椅子Helph
12、imbemychair!吉米我实在很抱歉Jimmy,Imsosorryaboutthis.我们完蛋了Wereinquitethepickle.先别早早气馁1.etsnotgiveuphopeyet,fellas.他看的节目就快放完了HisTVshowsgottoendsoon.希望大家都能喜欢蛋Wehopeyoulikeeggs这场节目七千年内不会停becausethisshowwontendforanother7,000years.好吧Oh,well.你们有没有什么好笑的敲门笑话Youguysknowanygoodknock-knockjokes?天才叔公我们不能放弃UncleGrandpa
13、,wecantgiveup.我不能这么过日子I-Icantlivelikethis!是谁在敲门Who,sthere?就不能帮大家脱困吗Cantyougetusoutofthissituation?恐怕我已经尽力了小吉米mafraidvedoneallIcan,youngJimmy.后面只能靠你了Itsuptoyounow.可要怎么办Buthow?天啊我发福了Boy,amIgettingfat.你一定要专心致志Youvegottoconcentrate.专心致志Concentrate?1620年Mn1620.五月花号♥Themayflower.于普利茅斯石登陆1.andedatPl
14、ymouthrock!你做到了吉米Youredoingit,Jimmy!继续加油Keepgoing.1842年In1842墨西哥将军圣塔安娜MexicangeneralSantaAnna为他截断的腿举♥行♥精心策划的国葬hadanelaboratestatefuneralforhisamputatedleg!好有趣的冷知识吉米Boy,thatwasaveryinterestingfact,Jimmy.格罗弗克利夫兰总统的胡须PresidentGroverClevelandsmustache是用毛毡跟马蹄屑做的wasmadeoffeltandshreddedhorsehooves.好你能行的好Yeah,youcandoit!Yeah!干得漂亮吉米Waytogo,Jimmy!住手马上住手Stopthat!Stopthatrightnow!你们把我家当都要败光了Yourepoofingallmystuff!安德鲁约翰逊总统当过专业裁缝PresidentAndrewJohnsonwasatrainedtailor就算当上总统也自己做
