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2、了What.Youfinishedit?是的Yes.不错嘛你Impressive.你应该主修计算机科学Youshouldmajorincomputerscience.不了谢谢我还是读真正的科学就好No,thanks.llsticktorealscience.抱歉你不是埃文啊Excuseme,butyourenotEvan.的确True.那埃文在哪里呢-别的地方WheresEvan?-Elsewhere.所以你不知道Soyoudon,tknow?的确True.太好啦你认识华金了Oh,good.YoumetJoaquin.还没有正式打过招呼他在这里做什么Properintroductionswer
3、enotmade.What,shedoinghere?他来帮忙我写一个算法Uh,heshelpingmewriteanalgorithm这样我们就能在股海无往不利了so,uh,wecanbeatthestockmarket.为什么要赢Why?这样才能发财买♥♥帅车泡到妞Uh,well,sowecangetrich,buycoolcarsandgetgirls.主要是能泡到妞Butmostlythegirls.对知识的探索本身不就是最大的奖吗Isntthesearchforknowledgeitsownreward?如果这知识能帮助你泡到妞那就是奖Uh,yeah,su
4、re,iftheknowledgehelpsyougetgirls.好脱裤子放屁的认识女生方法啊Thatseemslikealotofunnecessaryeffortjusttomeetfemales.我们也尝试过直接与她们交谈啊Yeah,wevetriedtalkingtothem.一场真正的灾难Actualdisaster.你想帮忙我们吗Youwanttohelpus?我又不想认识女生Idontneedtomeetgirls.况且我更想要的是少认识一些人呢Infact,dliketoknowfewerpeople,notmore.你可以用赚来的钱给自己买♥♥好
5、玩的东西啊Youcouldusethemoneytobuyyourselfsomethingfun.比如粒子加速器或一百罐液氮OOh,likeaparticleacceleratoror100tanksofliquidnitrogen.我指的是户外按♥摩♥浴缸之类的但也行吧Iwasthinkingofahottub,butokay.平常叫你洗澡都叫不动Icantgetyoutotakeashower,现在你想买♥♥户外按♥摩♥浴缸啦and-andyouwantahottub?女生们就喜欢这个Girlslikeh
6、ottubs.建造粒子加速器需要多少钱Howmuchwoulditcosttobuildaparticleaccelerator?保守估计要40到100亿吧Conservatively,fourtotenbilliondollars.那你必需得帮忙我们啊Thenyouneedtohelpus.我对编程的经验不多Hmm.Well,Ihaventdonemuchcoding,但我十八般武艺样样精通butIamgoodateverything.行我来做主Okay,mincharge.坐一边去Scoot.你在看什么呢-查韦斯雷蒙Whatareyouwatching?-TravisLemon.那个疯狂教
7、会男吗Thecrazychurchguy?他才不疯-他的头发就很疯啊Hesnotcrazy.-Well,hishairis.我要告诉你们Well,Igotnewsforyall.耶稣希望你们发财Jesuswantsyoutoprosper.他希望你们拥有美好的事物过富裕的生活Hewantsyoutohavenicethings,alifeofabundance.来看看这段经♥文♥Sayssorighthereinthebook.我的神必照他荣耀的丰富在基♥督♥耶稣里MyGodshallsupplyallyourneedsaccording
8、toHisriches使你们一切所需用的都充足”inglorybyJesusChrist.好吧他是这么说过He,sright.Itdoessaythat.他什么时候说完我想看音乐台Whensitsover?1wanttowatchMTV.查韦斯牧师也有一个乐队啊ReverendTravishasaband.音乐也十分带劲Theyrockprettyhard.对你也是一样Thesameistrueforyou.耶稣基♥督♥曾用五块大麦饼就喂饱五千人Jesusfed5,000peoplewithfiveloavesofbread,但也得是有人先给他这些饼啊butsome
9、bodyhadtogivehimthoseloaves.这就是我需要你们的地方了AndthatswhatIneedfromyou.您捐赠给Everydollaryoudonate查韦斯雷蒙教会的钱都将十倍奉还totheTravisLemonministrywillbereturnedtoyoutenfold!十倍个大头鬼Tenfold,mysweetpatootie.种瓜得瓜种豆得豆Asyesow,soshallyereap.达芙妮把地址放上屏幕Daphne,gettheaddressonthescreen?快把你们的支票本拿出来Soyougetthecheckbookout,是时候展示你们对
10、主的爱了andyoushowhowmuchyoulovetheLord,主也必将奉还你的爱andtheLordwillloveyouback.有一天当你的邻居问你Andwhenyourneighborasksyou,“你去哪里买♥♥的新凯迪拉克啊你就回答他们WheredyougetthatnewCadillac?1Youtellem,”在天堂街与救世街的交叉口买♥♥的”OnthecornerofHeavenandSaved.行吧行吧真是服了Oh,whattheheck.好啦史提夫大哥奏乐Allright,Steve-arooni,lets
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12、untSylviahasabiglumponherneck.所以你自己一个人在家Soyourealone?就我跟家里的鸡们Justmeandmychickens.比利我们必需得来办派对啊Billy,wehavetothrowaparty.给鸡们办嘛Forthechickens?不是是为我们-为什么啊No!Forus!-Why?什么叫“为什么“你妈妈不在家啊WhatdoyoumeanWhy?Yourmomsnothome.那我们派对要干嘛玩游戏吗Whatwouldwedo?Playgames?对啊饮酒游戏Yeah,drinkinggames.像你有一次给我一块钱让我♥干&heart
13、s;了3.8升牛奶吗1.ikewhenyoupaidmeadollartochugagallonofmilk?不一样的游戏再次向你道歉Thatwasadifferentgame,andmsorry.天那次给我吐的Boy,didIthrowup.这次的派对我们喝啤酒吧Forthisparty,mthinkingbeer.我们还没到能喝啤酒的年龄啊Werenotoldenoughtodrinkbeer.所以其他孩子才会愿意来啊Thatswhykidsllcome.真聪明Smart.你觉得他们会喜欢鸡蛋吗Doyouthinktheylllikeeggs?我有好多鸡蛋啊Ihavesomanyeggs.
14、那个Al变量是什么WhatsthatA-sub-one-variable?它是未定义的It,sundefined.它在前一个子程序中被定义了Itsdefinedintheprevioussubroutine.我天真是优雅啊Oh,my.Thatiselegant.我们不用“优雅”这个词了Wedontusethewordelegant.为什么这个词哪里不对Why?Whatswrongwithit?上个学期我邀请了一个女生回我房♥间Well,lastsemester,Iinvitedagirltomyroom让她看我优雅的代码tolookatmyelegantcoding,结果她打电♥话♥报♥警♥了所以and.shecalledthepolice,so.懂了那下一步是什么Understood.Sowhathappensnext?我们就买♥♥算法推荐的股票啊Uh,wejustbuythestocksthealgorithmsuggests.用什么买♥♥-我们学贷的钱Withwhat?-Ourstudentloanmoney.你打算拿多少钱出来投Howmuchareyouinfor?我妈妈从小警告我Oh,mymothersalwayswarnedme赌博
