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1、早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公跳蚤立大功早怒看看今天有什么新闻会让我暴怒1.etsseewhatnewsstoryisgonnasetmeofftoday!又是那条吵死人的坏狗Ifsthatnogood,noisydogagain.我还怎么对这新闻大发牢骚Howsaguysupposedtogrumbleatthenews外面都吵死人了withallthatcommotion?!我受够了Thattearsit!笨跳蚤Stupidfleas.怎么不去烦别人Whydontyougo
2、bothersomeoneelse?跳蚤袋子Hey,fleabag!要是你一直这么叫下去Ifyoudontstopallthatbarkingandhowling我就打电♥话♥找动物管理局mCallinganimaIcontrol!这动物管理局就是我庭院Andbyanimalcontrol,Imean,myyard!没那个必要Thatsnotnecessary.我我会不叫Ill-llstopthe早安查理堡哥Goodmorning,Charlieburgers.或者用你的家乡话来说就是Orastheysayinyournativetongue-我特地上了外语网课学的
3、Itookanentireonlinelanguagecoursejusttolearnthat.我还以为你这样的狗狗都会喜欢Ithoughtyouofanybodywouldappreciateit我很喜欢天才叔公Ido.UncleGrandpa.可要是生气鬼强森又听到狗叫声ButifangrymanJohnsonhearsanymorebarkingorhowling他就会把我埋进狗坟里he,sgonnaburymeinhisdoggraveyard.我平常声音都不会很大Yeah,mynoiselevelsusuallyarentaproblem.可这些死跳蚤一直都害我Buttheseda
4、rnfleaskeepmakingme-明白我意思吧SeewhatImean?跳蚤是吗Fleas,huh?格斯先生从前有件跳蚤毛衣Mr.Gushadasweatermadeoffleasonce可他从来没出过这种毛病butheneverhadthisissue.你应该是说羊毛毛衣吧Ithinkyoumeanafleecesweater.Fleece（羊毛）与fleas（跳蚤）谐音对就那意思Yeah,Ijustsaidthat.现在让我看看这些跳蚤Nowletmehavealook-seeatthesefleas.有看到什么吗Youseeinganything?没跳蚤太小人眼看不到No.They
5、retoosmallforthehumaneye.不过我知道要怎么抓跳蚤ButIknowhowtogetthosefleas.天才叔公希望你的想到的办法不是UncleGrandpa,Ihopeyourenotthinkingabout又要把露营车缩成跳蚤大小shrinkingthervdowntofleasizeagain.是啊上次你那样Yeah,lasttimeyoutriedthat差点就毁灭地球了wealmostdestroyedtheplanet.不会我吸取了教训No,no,Ilearnedmylessonwiththat.我要用望远镜来看清楚Iwasjustgonnausemytel
6、escopetoseethembetter.肚包能帮个忙吗BellyBag,willyoudomethehonors?好拿去吧Sure.Hereyougo.谢谢兄弟Thanks,buddy.我的望远镜生长射线枪Mytelescopicgrowthray轻轻松松就能放大小跳蚤willenlargethosetinyfleasnoproblem.现在乖乖转身Nowbeanobedientboyandturnaround让我射你soIcanshootyou.好可那东西安全吗Okay,butisthatthingsafe?不一定Notreally.他好像没听懂我们话Ithinkhemissedthep
7、oint.好了Therewego.我在这能看到我家Icanseemyhousefromhere.谁把我阳光给挡了Who,sblockingallmysunlight?抱歉Sorry.现在轻轻松松就可以把跳蚤抓住了Nowgettingthosefleaswillbeacinch.出发吧1.etsgo!进入直理堡哥后腿最深最黑的丛林Herewego,intothedeepestdarkestjungleofCharlieburgershindquarters.这么多毛不见得能找到什么东西吧Idontseehowweregonnafindanythinginallthishair.快看第一只跳蚤Oh
8、,look.Ourfirstflea!看看能不能跟小跳蚤讲道理mgonnaseeifIcanreasonwiththelittlefella.我们想知道你能不能Wewerewondering,uh,ifyoucouldmaybe把你做的事情先放下stopdoingwhatyouredoingthere?拜托了Prettyplease.你害我们的好朋友查理堡哥You,rekindofcausingourfriend,Charlieburgers非常不舒服agreatdealofdiscomfort.干嘛要吸人家的血Whatwithyoursuckinghisbloodandallthat走开笨蛋
9、我在吃东西Buzzoff,bozo!meating!太没礼貌了Howrude!你给我往这边看1.ookhere,you.立刻马上赶紧滚YouneedtoVamoOSe,like,pronto.滚去去去Go!Shoo!Scat!Shoo!那样可不好Thataintgood.感谢输血天才叔公Thanksforthetransfusion,UncleGrandpa.没事天才叔公Noproblem,UncleGrandpa.至于你跳蚤先生Asforyou,Mr.Flea.现在要摘掉儿童手套Itstimetotakeoffthekidgloves.穿上打跳蚤猩猩手套.andputonmyflea-fig
10、htingchimpgloves.你别跑快过来Oh,no,youdon,t.Comehere.我很不愿意这样Ihatetodothis但恐怕你让我别无选择了butmafraidyouleavemenochoice.再也不见了小跳蚤HastaIaflea-sta,baby.兄弟真是太棒了Dude!That,sawesome!我来试试1.etmetry.好耶这样才叫像话Aw,yeah,son!That,swhatmtalkinbout!跳蚤最好马上滚我要来消灭Youbetterflee,fleas!Causemabouttowreck.你们了you.它们一定以为我的披萨酱就是血Theymustth
11、inkmypizzasauceisblood!快点披萨史蒂夫Hurryup,PizzaSteve!救命叔公我不想变成跳蚤盘中餐Helpme,UncleG!Idontwanttobefleafood!好了Thereyougo.你们哪都别想去Yourenotgoinganywhere!我的天啊跳蚤好多Holymagillacutty,thatsureisalotoffleas.请问有什么计划叔公So,whatstheplan,UncleG?要让它们吃激光锤吗Yougonnagivethematasteoftheoldlaserhammer?不要这种活还是用激光斑马比较好Nah.Ithinkfort
12、hisjob,llusethelaserzebra.吃我鼻子激光吧小怪物Eatnasallaser,youlittlemonsters!天啊Oh,my!大家快跑Everybody,run!看它们落荒而逃1.ookatthemscatter.乘胜追击格斯先生1.etsgetthem,Mr.Gus.我们把它们打跑了Wegotthemontherun!边跑边开枪Runninandgunnin,!我们好像快到查理堡哥头顶了Hey,guys,werenearingthetopofCharlieburgershead.跳蚤都抓到了吗So,didwegetallthefleas?我的天啊好大一只I-chee
13、my-chee,that,sabigone!那一定是蚤后了Thatmustbethequeenflea.不好了它要下去了Oh,no.Shesgoingbackdown.就快跟丢它了Weregonnaloseher!交给我Igotthis.来稍微理个头1.etsjusttakealittleoffthetop.开我头上是怎么了Guys,whatsgoingonupthere?放心包在我们身上Dontworry.Wevegotit.它跑哪去了Wheredshego?在那边Theresheis.该死它好像有一屁♥股♥小跳蚤要生了Dang,itlookslikeshe,sg
14、otabuttfullofbabies.必须从源头阻断感染Wehavetostopthisinfestationatthesource.肚包激光锤给我BeIIyBag,handmemylaserhammer.终于啊无意冒犯兄弟Finally!Nooffense,buddy.吃我热激光Eathotlaser!根本就没怎久了她Thatdidntevenphaseher.给披萨史蒂夫拿好放大机Here,PizzaSteve,taketheenlargerer.射我让我变大打败它NowshootmebiggersoIcanclobberher.站好了Standstill.来捏爆它Timetogosquish.等一下你屁♥股♥怎么了Waitaminute.What,supwithyourbutt?恶心Gross!什么东西Whatisthat?!我眼睛进小跳蚤了Babyfleasinmyeye!你的跳蚤问题解决了Welp,theregoesyourfleaproblem.不应该拯救城市吗Shouldn,twesavethecity?好吧Fine.披萨史蒂夫我要你把我们变得超级大PizzaSteve,Ineedy
