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1、我在想机器人mthinkingaboutrobots.天才叔公鬼来电打人南瓜灯等我上台跟你打Smack-O-Lantern,whenIgetyouinthering我要给你这辈子最疼的头疼mgonnagiveyoutheheadacheofyourlife!这是在宣战Thismeanswar!猎豹Cheetah!等我明天打败你Aftermdonewithyoutomorrow你就在场地上面清理你的斑点吧youllbecleaningyourspotsupfromthecanvas.天啊这俩也太逗了小披萨Oh,man,canyoubelievetheseguys,homeslice?他们的威胁太
2、可笑了Theirthreatsaresoridiculous!这人头上戴着南瓜Thisguysgotapumpkinonhishead!笑死我了Thisisjusttoomuch!你们好Hey,yall.格斯先生过来看Hey,Mr.Gus!Checkitout!我们在看专业摔跤Werewatchingprorassling!可好笑了兄弟Itishi-larious,bro.那我就来看了DontmindifIdo!你干嘛Hello?!灭绝的爬行动物怕是不用穿裤子Iguessextinctreptilesdontneedtohavepants-也不用懂礼貌ormanners!电♥话&
3、hearts;响了Phonesringing,yall.确实Itsureis.总得有人去接Iguesssomebodyshouldgetit.希望你别指望我去接Ihopeyoudontexpectmetodoit.今天我放假Thisismydayoff.我光坐着Well,1justsatdown.看来只剩下一个接电♥话♥的人选了1.ookslikethatleavesoneotherpersontogetthephone-这位天才叔公acertainUncleGrandpa?你不应一句吗Well,arentIatleastgonnaelicitaresponse?大
4、家好Hey,guys!干嘛跟我的真人&hearts次♥小充气娃娃说话Whatareyoudoingtalkingtomylife-sizeinflatabledoll?谁想吃玉米片Anybodycareforsomenachos?电♥话♥响了Phonesringing!我来接llgetit!天才叔公露营车UncleGrandpasmobileresidence!天才叔公UncleGrandpa?独一无二听候差遣Theoneandonly,atyourservice!好因为我要过去Good,becausemgoingtocomeoverthere给你一个
5、让你难忘的天灾undgiveyouabeatingyouwillneverforget!不好意思Excuseme?你也听见Youheardme!我要给你这辈子最重的天灾mcomingovertogiveyouthebeatingofyourlife!电♥话♥那边的人Guys,someoneonthephone要拿天灾威胁我justthreatenedtogivemeabeating!天灾Abeating?!你们这都是看专业摔跤看的Man,youguyshavebeenwatchingtoomuchprofessionalrassling!怎么会有人打电&hearts
6、;话♥说要给你天灾呢Whyonearthwouldanyonecalltogiveyouabeating?就是他Itshim!真是不敢相信你天才叔公Icantbelieveyou.UncleGrandpa打恶作剧电♥话♥的人都怕scaredofalittleoldprankcaller.还是找找露营车上的大人来处理吧IguessweneedtheadultoftheRVtohandlethis.然后你就可以知道这全都是乌龙Youllseethatthiswholethingisjustsilly.喂Hello?我跟你说Youknowwhat?我也要给你
7、个天灾mgoingtogiveyouabeating,too!喂喂Hello?Hello?!是我墨镜害我看错了Domyshadesdeceiveme还是你真怕得打颤r大块头orareyoulookingalittleshakenupthere,bigguy?!我说得对吗叔公AmIright,UncleG?我都提醒你了格斯先生Itriedtotellya,Mr.Gus!谁来接Somebodygonnagetthat?别看我Dontlookatme!你们还真有两下子Youguysarereallysomething.还怕个臭打恶作剧电♥话♥的Scaredofadumbp
8、rankcaller?那你干嘛不去接Thenwhydontyouanswerit?我会接的IbelieveIwill!交给这边的真英雄吧1.eaveituptotherealheroaroundhere.披萨史蒂夫跟我说话PizzaSteve!Talktome.披萨史蒂夫我要给你最重的天灾PizzaSteve,youaregoingtogetthebiggestbeatingofall!好吧你们说得对Okay,youguyswereright!这疯子到底是谁Whoisthislunatic,anyway?他肯定全身都是硕大的肌肉Ibethe,sgotgiganticmusclesonevery
9、partofhisbody!他肌肉上面肯定也有肌肉Ibetevenhismuscleshavemuscles!连他头上的肌肉加起来比我们都大Evenhisheadhasbiggermusclesthanallofuscombined!估计他只靠耳垂都能毁灭整座城市Andhecanprobablysmashanentirecityusingjusthisearlobe!我只能想象出他会把我们怎么了Icanonlyimaginewhathesgonnadotous!必须马上就跑Wegottagetoutofhere,pronto!我去发动露营车llstarttheRV!没动力去检查一下发动机Nop
10、ower!Betterchecktheengine!我以为你都把通心粉放这边Ithoughtthiswaswhereyoukeptthemacaroni.两个问题Twoquestions.请问你上哪找的这么多通心粉Where,praytell,didyougetallthismacaroni而且你把发动机怎么了andwhatdidyoudowiththeengine?妈Mom?吃不完饭就别看电视杰罗尔德NoTVuntilyoufinishyourdinner,Jerold!我们就把露营车推走吧Allright,we,lljustpushtheRVoutofhere!好啊Goodidea!你们两
11、个来推Youtwopush.我来放哨llkeepalookout!大家继续推目前没看到他Keepgoing,guys!Nosignofhimyet!我再也推不动了Icantmoveitanyfurther!没错感觉就好像轮子度假去了Yeah.Itfeelslikethewheelswentonvacation!我们正要去度假Gotthatright,buddy!又来了Notagain!可可能他会走掉吧M-Maybehellgoaway!我是天才叔公其实并不在UncleGrandpahere-orshouldIsay,nothere.请在哗声后留言1.eaveyourmessageafterth
12、etone我披萨史蒂夫或者格斯先生andme,PizzaSteve,orMr.Gus稍后会给你问电willgetrightbacktoyou!答录机别以为用个答录机就能糊弄我Dontthinkthisansweringmachineisgoingtofoolme.我知道你们都在1knowyouyou,reallthere!我很快就到你们家门口malmostatyourdoor给你们多到数不清的天灾togiveyoumorebeatingsthanyoucanshakeapickleat!不要No!披萨史蒂夫年轻又漂亮可不能死啊PizzaSteveistooyoungandbeautifulto
13、die!我们还是躲起来吧Maybewecanjusthide.太没胆量了可能还真行Thatssocowardlyitjustmightwork!我得干什么才可以有隐私Whatsafellagottadotogetsomeprivacyaroundhere?!加油Comeon.再差一点就能关上了Almostgotitclosed!不行Nah.根本不行还能躲哪Thisisntworking!Whereelse?!有了跟我来Iknow!Followme!他绝对发现不了我们在里面Hellneverfindusinhere!这是在哪来着Whereareweagain?电♥话♥
14、亭里怎么了Thephonebooth.Why?我们完蛋了Weredoomed.应该要弃车逃命用脚直接跑路WeshouldjustabandontheRVandtrytomakeitoutonfoot.到别处开始新生活Wecanstartanewlifesomewhereelse!露营车不要了1.eavetheRV?!不至于吧小兄弟Youcantbeserious,littlebuddy!虽然我很不愿意说AsmuchasIhatetosayit但他说得对天才叔公hesright.UncleGrandpa.危机将至我们毫无胜算Wedontstandachanceagainstthismenace!那就没别的办法了Iguessthere,snootherway,then.听见没小奇迹Yahearthat,TinyMiracle?只能永远抛弃露营车了WeallhavetoleavetheRVforever.不行Icant.你不行吗Youcant?!不对我No,I-大家听到了吗Didyouhearthat,everyone?小奇迹不能抛弃露营车TinyMiraclecantleavetheRV因为他道德高尚不允许这么做becausehishighmoralstandardswon,tallowit!我们不能离家出走Wecantj
