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1、我的假发哪去了Where,smywig?!天才叔公丘比特叔公勿践踏草坪没人在亲亲Nobody,skissing.今天不是情人节吗IsnttodaySt.Valentine1SDay本来就应该要亲亲和亲亲thedayOfkissinganduh.kisses?那当然了天才叔公Ofcourseitis,UncleGrandpa.你看我给你准备了情人节礼物1.ook,IgotyouaSaintValentinesDaygift.爱不用啦Youshouldnthave!有人来了就在门口Theressomeoneatthedoor!有人来了就在门口Theressomeoneatthedoor有人就在门口
2、Someoneatthedoor没错有人Thatsright,theresso是丘比特ItsCupid.天才叔公Hey,UncleGrandpa.我可以进来吗MindifIcomein?请进占用我的时间吧Surecomerightin,takeupallmytime.我不忙mnotbusy.你有什么问题呢朋友Whatseemstobetheproblemthere,friend?我再也做不到了Icantdoitanymore,man.做什么Dowhat?拿我的箭射入Shootpeoplewithmyarrow让他们就是亲亲tomakethem,youknow,kiss!好啊Yeah.亲亲可酷了
3、Kissingiscool.我就不知道是什么感觉Well,1wouldntknowaboutthat.我我从来没被人亲过ve.veneverbeenkissed.连你妈都没亲你吗Notevenbyyourmama?那个不算Thatdoesn,tcount,man.谁在乎呢Whogivesacare?!没人要亲亲我Noone,sgonnakissme.没对现实吧我就是个肥肥小宝宝1.etsfaceitmachubbylittlebaby!就你刚刚说的那句挺对的Thatsonlymostlytrue!而且女生喜欢宝宝Plus,girlslikebabies-反正我看过的纪录片都这么拍的accord
4、ingtothedocumentariesveseen.你可以帮帮我吗天才叔公Doyouthinkyoucanhelpme,UncleGrandpa?你可以帮我找到“真爱”吗Doyouthinkyoucanhelpmefindtruelove?你这么懂女人Withyourdeepknowledgeofwomen想必能帮到我吧youcanhelpme,right?我当然能帮到你了OfcourseIcanhelpyou!我懂的就是熟♥女♥Ifthere1SonethingIknowabout,it,sfullygrownwomen.一起去创造浪漫的历史吧Now,let,
5、sgomakeromantichistory.不行我No,I-先帮你把尿布脱了1.etsgetyououtofthatdiaper穿上人穿的衣服andintosomepeopleclothes.我有满满一衣柜的全套衣服vegotawardrobefullofcooloutfits/ensembles都是当年约会时用的frommydatingdays.都放好久了Itsbeenawhile!来看看有什么1.etsseewhatwegothere.领了太小了Collarstoosmall.领子太小了Collarstoosmall.完美Perfect!得穿条裤子把衬衣塞进去Youllneedsomep
6、antstotuckthatshirtinto.天啊Oh,boy!我不仅给你找到了裤靴套装NotonlydidIfindapants-bootscomboforyou还找到了我的旧恶魔翅膀butIalsofoundmyolddemonwings!这样我就可以当你的助攻了Sonow1canbeyourwingman.你知道我也会飞吧天才叔公YouknowIcanfly,too,UncleGrandpa.还要糟蹋我好端端的衬衣Andruinmywonderfulshirt?想得美Idontthinkso!来看看Now,let,sseehere.在东面30千米处探测到雌性生命体Femalelife-
7、formsdetected30klicksdueeast.就快接近了Wereclosingin.正在部署包裹Deployingpackage.反正我就说Soanyway,Isaid-你没事吧Youokay?抱歉Sorry.不好意思大姐Excuseme,maam.拜托冷静我能解释Pleasecalmdown.Icanexplain.你愿意亲亲我朋友吗Willyoukissmyfriend?!你愿意亲亲他吗他样子好像小宝宝Willyoukisshim?!Helookslikealittlebaby.亲他就对了Justkisshim!他需要亲亲Heneedskisses!他很害羞He,sshy!女人
8、啊Women.所以很明显你刚刚搞砸了So,clearlyyoumessedupjustthen.我应该能感觉得到哪里出错rIthinkIcouldsensewhatwaswrong.我跟丘比特在一起你太臭了Youstink,son.女人对体味重的人特别敏感Thosewomenwereverysensitivetostinkystinkers所以就跑了sotheyranaway.应该不是Ireallydontthinktha别难过r火星之子丘比特Noneedtogetupset,Cupid,sonofMars.我正好有你要的东西Igotwhatyouneedrighthere.爱情魔香这是苦龙水
9、我自己特制的香水Itscol-log-knee-myownspecialscent.有种沙丁鱼味Itsmellslikesardines.本来就是沙丁鱼Thatsbecauseitissardines.所以你常来吗So,youcomehereoften?真不敢相信Thisisunbelievable.海里的鱼不够你抓吗丘比特Notenoughfishinthesea,eh,Cupey?虽然很不愿意说这种话Ihatetosayitbut.可能得用用你的超自然弓箭能力Wemayhavetouseyoursupernaturalarcherypowers把女人迷过来亲你totrickwomenint
10、okissingyou.可是不行ButIcant!弓箭手没办法变成别人恋爱的对象Thearchercantbetheobjectofaffection!我来射Idoit.我来射箭给我Ishootarrows.Gimme!好吧Okay.天啊Oh,boy!谁这么穿比较好看呢Whoworeitbetter?那我想要的女生应该比较高So,uh,I-I-Iguessdlikehertobetall不过不能太高butnottootall但是就是要比我高一点点but,youknow,abittallerthanme.等下你干嘛Wait.What,reyoudoing?!我要帮你射中那边那位美女mgonnah
11、itthatbeautyoverthereforyou,buddy.那是只鸭子Thatsaduck!你不喜欢那种的吗Notyourtype,huh?了解了解Igetit,Igetit.小心1.ookout!披萨史蒂夫你刚拿箭射我吗PizzaSteve,didyoujustshootmewithanarrow?没有Nope.刚刚那是在练箭Thatwasapracticeshot.这回一定可以帮你射中对象Ivegotagoodfeelingaboutthisone.怎么回事Whatgives?!一只箭不会吧Anarrow?Comeon!都2016了还有人拿箭射我It,s2016andIgetsho
12、twithanarrow?!不会吧Comeon!我得查出是谁射的我mgonnafindoutwhoshotme.望远镜启动Telescope,up!好高的领子Thatsabigcollar.我得飞过去Well,Iguess1Ihavetoflydownthere给他来点andgivehimapieceofmy.爱love!我爱你请你嫁给我Iloveyou,pleasemarryme黏糊糊的小粉红squishylittlepinkperson!不客气Yourewelcome.给我亲一个Now,givemeakiss!快救救我天才叔公救救我Saveme,UncleGrandpa!Saveme!你先
13、别急Whoathere,friend.你这是想去哪Wheredoyouthinkyouregoing?我要亲那只小不点mgoingtokissthatlittleman!得先过我这关Youllhavetogothroughmefirst.天才叔公快想办法UncleGrandpa,dosomething!什么都行Anything!好Okay.对不起msorry.我平常不是这样的mnotnormallylikethis!等待时机射出完美一箭Gottowaitfortheperfectshot.只要等待时机射出完美一箭Justgottowaitfortheperfectshot.有了Iknow!可以
14、了Therewego!你好Hiya!我好怕mafraid.你快逃丘比特Yougottogetoutofthere,Cupey.这一箭一定会是完美一箭Thisshalltrulybetheperfectshot.丘比特Cupid!你救了我Yousavedme.我愿意为你做任何事丘比特ddoanythingforyou,Cupid.你跟我一样有翅膀真是太酷了Itsprettycoolyouhavewingslikeme.没错Yeah.我们多半有不少共同点1thinkweprobablyhavealotincommon.我也喜欢拿东西射人Ialsoliketoshootpeople.给我走开死臭虫Getoutofhere,yagrub!是你逼我的Why,Ioughtto!把我的光炮设置成意面化模式SetmyphasertoSpaghettify!等等Wait!要不是因为天才叔公IfitwasntforUncleGrandpa我们也不可能相遇wenever
