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1、准备好了吗孩子们Areyouready,kids?好了船长Ayeaye,captain我听不见Icanthearyou好了船长Ayeaye,captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望IfnauticalnonsensebeSomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thendropont
2、hedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants准备Ready海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝痛苦夜班蟹堡王啊蟹堡王Ah,theKrustyKrab裤头村最顶级的日间餐厅BikiniBottomspremieredaytimeeatery开关门时间差不多就在whereitllbeclosingtimerightabout关现在now八点了8:00永别了傻蛋们Solong,suckers我跟个小姐有一场约会vegotahotdatewithalittlelady这小姐就叫做竖笛andhernameisclarinet搞什么Wha
3、t?你们还开门吗Areyouopen?看牌子Readthesign我要份豪华蟹黄堡还有双倍辣海草条llhaveaKrabbypattydeluxeandadoublechilikelpfries想得美No,youwont我可不能一整晚都待这里Icanthangouthereallnight我还有好日子要过vegotalife那好不要我钱就算了Well,fine,ifyoudontwantmymoney钱Money?你意思是Youmean要是我们等会还营业的话ifwestayedopenlater你就会给我们钱吗youdgiveusyourmoney?会啊Sure章鱼哥先生Mr.Squidwar
4、d关欢迎来到夜班welcometothenightshift从现在起蟹堡王每天24小时营业Fromnowon,TheKrustyKrabisopen24hoursaday搞什么What?现在我们再也不用下班了Nowweneverhavetostopworking蟹老板Mr.Krabs明早见小子们Seeyouinthemorning,boys我可不能一整晚都待这里Icanthangouthereallnight我还有好日子要过Igotalife蟹老板Mr.Krabs这不挺好的吗章鱼哥Isntthisgreat,Squidward?就我跟你几小时几小时几小时在一起Justyouandmetoget
5、herforhoursandhoursandhours然后等到出太阳Andthenthesunllcomeup就是明天了Anditllbetomorrow然后我们还在工作andwe,llstillbeworking就跟睡衣派对一个样Itllbejustlikeasleep-over只有我们会流满汗沾满油Onlywellbesweatyandcoveredwithgrease准备好摇滚了吗章鱼哥Areyoureadytorock,Squidward?没.No很好Good因为有客人来了,causewevegotcustomers给Here打我打得越用力越好Pleasehitmeashardasyo
6、ucan章鱼哥Squidward我在厨房♥里干活mworkinginthekitchen晚上干的Atnight别犹豫打下去Dontholdback章鱼哥Hey,Squidward你猜怎么着guesswhat?我在切生菜mchoppinglettuce晚上切的atnight快看我在擦厕所1.ookatme,mswabbingthebathroom晚上擦的atnight我烫到我手了Iburnedmyhand晚上烫的Atnight晚上Night晚上Night给我消停一点Willyou,please?给出去倒垃圾让我安静会Here,givemeamomentspeaceandtakeou
7、tthetrash好的Allright出去倒垃圾Takingoutthetrash出去倒垃圾Takingoutthetrash晚上倒的atnight是要我出去倒吗Youmean,outside?对垃圾桶就在外面Thatswherethedumpsteris,yes不好吧章鱼哥Idontknow,Squidward外面有点黑itskindofdarkoutthere我还以为你喜欢夜班ButIthoughtyoulikedthenightshift说得对Youreright为了蟹堡王FortheTheKrustyKrab小菜一碟Pieceofcake所以说你不害怕了So,yourenotafrai
8、d?对Nah可我怕Well,Iam特别是过了especiallyafter那个Well你懂的youknow懂懂什么东西What?WhatdoIknow?不记得了吗Youdon,tremember?新闻上面到处都有讲的Itwasalloverthenews跟我说跟我说Tellme,tellme不行我可能没法说No,no,Iprobablyshouldnt说了可能就会毁了你上夜班的心情Itwouldruinthenightshiftforyou怎么了Whathappened?所以你从来就没听说过Youmeanyou,veneverheardthestoryofthe铲了杀人魔吗Hash-Sling
9、ingSlasher?伞子扒人摸TheSlash-BringingHasher?铲子杀人魔TheHash-SlingingSlasher懒户拉人TheSash-Wringing毯子撒人theTrash-Singing蜻子罚人Mash-Flinging返子傻人TheFlash-Springing拉人Wringing侃侃子打人沫the-theCrashDinginguh对Yes铲子杀人魔theHash-SlingingSlasher但是大多数人管他叫铲啊But,mostpeoplejustcallhimtheHa因为这是他们最后的遗言Becausethatsalltheyhavetimetosay
10、说完就会让他给抓住beforehegetsthem跟我讲铲子杀人魔的故事Tellmethestory好几年以前Yearsago就在这家餐厅里atthisveryrestaurant铲子杀人魔曾经也是个煎炸厨师theHash-SlingingSlasherusedtobeafrycook跟你差不多justlikeyou不过比你笨手笨脚Onlyclumsier然后一天晚上Andthenonenight他在切肉饼的时候whenhewascuttingthepatties事情发生了ithappened他忘加秘制酱料了Heforgotthesecretsauce?没忘No他没有洗手Hedidntwash
11、hishands?有洗No没有切整齐Irregularportions?屁No他不小心把自己的手给切断了Hecutoffhisownhandbymistake你说的是这样吗Youmeanlikethis?还是这样Orlikethis?这样吗Orthis?这样吗Orthis?那这样呢Butwhataboutthis?这样呢Orthis?反正他不是海绵Excepthewasntasponge所以说So?所以说那手没有再生Soitdidntgrowback不会吧Oh,no他用一把生锈铲子接到原先手的位置Andhereplacedhishandwitharustyspatula然后他被公交车给撞了An
12、dthenhegothitbyabus在他葬礼上Andathisfuneral他被开除了theyfiredhim火化所以现在每逢Sonow,every今天周几whatdayisit?周二Tuesday周二晚上Tuesdaynight他的灵魂就会回到蟹堡王来复仇hisghostreturnstoTheKrustyKrabtowreakhishorriblevengeance可今晚就是周二晚上ButtonightsTuesdaynight那他就要来了Thenhellbecoming要怎么知道他来了Howwillweknow?有三种迹象会表示Therearethreesignsthatsignal铲
13、子杀人魔要来了theapproachoftheHash-SlingingSlasher第一个迹象灯会闪来闪去First,thelightswillflickeronandoff第二Next这位能来点番茄酱吗Dude,canIhavesomeketchup?给你Hereyougo第二个迹象电♥话♥响起来却无人应答Next,thephonewillring,andtherewillbenobodythere第三个迹象铲子杀人魔坐着AndfinallytheHash-SlingingSlasherarrives撞了他的公交车的灵魂到了这intheghostofthebus
14、thatranhimover然后他走下了车Then,heexitsthebus没看两边的车况就过了马路andcrossesthestreetwithoutlookingbothways因为他已经死掉了becausehe,salreadydead然后他会用他的灰白铲子手敲窗户Then,hetapsonthewindowwithhisgrizzlyspatulahand不要No他打开门Heopensthedoor慢慢靠近柜台Heslowlyapproachesthecounter知道他接下来会干什么吧Andyouknowwhathedoesnext?干什么What?你真想知道吗Youreallywanttoknow?干什么What?你确定想知道吗Areyousureyouwanttoknow?他他他干什么了What,what,whatdoeshedo?整到你了Hegetsyou整到Heget
